First Post, Peeps!

Hi. I'm Sara and this is... (drum roll, please) Generally Insane!
I bitch quite a bit. But in the words of the lovely Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, "Bitches get stuff done!"

So recently, I saw something on Buzzfeed that made me quite angry. It's "37 Creative Hairstyle Ideas for Little Girls." Here's the link so you can laugh at the ridiculosery (I know it's not a word) of the post. http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/creative-hairstyle-ideas-for-little-kids

There are just too many things wrong with this list. I'll put them in list form.

1. I wouldn't let anyone pull this shit on me, and I'm quite a bit older than the girls pictured in the post. Why would anyone knot their kid's hair- or their own- on purpose? I know if anyone tried this on my little sister, she would just flip the world upside down.
2. The alphabet letters. Oh jeez... Whomever tries this hairstyle is sentencing their kid to DTT (Death by Taunting and Teasing) Really: why would you wear a freaking letter on your head? What's next- you write your date of birth on your forehead?
3. # 29. Why is putting one's hair up supposed to make one look like a ballerina? If I walked into ballet class with my hair all braided like that, my teacher would make me do my hair over again. In the corner. While I think about my life.
4. Also, when did ponytails go out of style? Or normal braids? Or (gasp) leaving your hair down! I can just hear the shudders.

Oh my word! She's just leaving it down!

No seriously, peeps: Think twice before you style your hair into a double helix. Soon enough, you're going to end up looking like this:

No, seriously, is she Medusa?